Rollercoaster's Suck!
So i hate rollercoasters, they are up and down, sometimes side to side, all it is, is vicious mood swings that you have to pay for! So therefore i hate rollercoaster days. Here was my wonderful friday....5:15 am - I wake up. Today is gonna ROCK! I have 4 Red Sox tickets in wicked nice seats, how can today be anywhere near bad!
5:30 am - I take a shower and brush my teeth. Hmmmm that tooth that has kinda been bothering me is starting to hurt a little. Meh whatever redsoxredsoxredsoxredsoxredsox...
6:00 am - Heading in to work.
6:30 am - Start working
6:45 am - Stop working, go get a bagel, read up on ...redsoxredsoxredsoxredsoxredsox...
7:45 am - Start doing work again. Hmm...my tooth is hurting, maybe i got a little food in it.
7:47 am - Alright, that cold water helped a lot, doesnt hurt anymore, *swallows the water*
7:48 am - HOLY CRAP MY FRIGGIN TOOTH HURTS!! *Takes another sip* Hmmm now it feels better....*swallows water*
7:48.35 am - AHHHHH IT FRIGGIN HURTS!!!....
8:00 am - after numerous times, finally realizes that i should keep cold water in my mouth.
8:30 am - Hmmm maybe i should call the dentist...nah i'm fine it's just an ache...*swallows water*
8:31 am - HOLY TOM CRUISE THAT HURTS!! All right All right i'll call the dentist.
8:40- am - I am told that my dentist is leaving for vacation in 7 hours, so i need to come in at 2:30. No problem, dad will pick me up from work.
11:30 am - I leave, dad picks me up, i have the most miserable car ride home...no water... redsoxredsoxredsoxowwwmytoothhurtsredsoxredsox
12:01 pm - I run inside and put water in my mouth.
1:45 pm - leave for dentist
1:49 pm - Traffic....Crap....
2:00 pm - redsoxredsoxredsoxowwmytoothhurtsredsoxredsox GODDAMN FRIGGIN TRAFFIC!! redsoxredsoxredsoxowwmytoothhurtsredsox
2:30 pm - "Hey it's Greg...Um....I don't think I will uhhh make it for my 2:30 appointment...I hit a little traffic, but i'll uhhh try to get there ASAP."
2:45 pm - Finally arrive at dentist
2:47 pm - Dr. Benoit: "So Greg, what's up, what hurts." Greg: "Well it throbs a lot and it only feels good when i have cold water in my mouth and..." Dr. Benoit: "Root Canal." Greg: "Alrighty then."
3:00 pm - Leave with meds, redsoxredsoxredsoxowwmytoothhurtsredsoxredsoxYAHOO MEDS!!redsoxredsox
3:30 pm - Hmmm I'm hungry, I'll stop at McDonalds and grab some food, then head to Walgreens to fill my meds, then ill pick them up before i leave at 4:15.
3:36 pm - Hmmm where is that change that i dropped on the floor....*BUMP*.....Shit......
3:37 pm - Apologize to the person in front of me for love tapping them..."No i don't see any damage....oh...oh i see a little, its not bad at all, just a little paint from my car...yea its not a big deal....oh it's a rental car (GOD I'M SCREWED!)....Yea ill pull over after we get our food."
4:00 pm - Friggin bitch is gonna file a claim over two 1 inch scratches on her 2005 dodge neon bumber. Her husband owns a rental company so im sure her paper work is completely legit for that car. Yea...uh huh....I'm sure it is. ........YOU DRIVE A NEON!! I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR!!
4:15 pm - Eat cold french fries and drop off meds.
4:25 pm - I'm home, let's get the frig out of here.
4:30 pm - Oh right...because of the accident, i can't get my meds for the game now....meh whatever....redsoxredsoxredsoxfuckingdodgeneonredsoxredsoxredsoxowwmytoothhurtsredsox
6:00 pm - FRIGGIN SWEET SEATS!!
6:45 pm - Hello Mr. Announcer man! Yes! Let's play ball!
6:46 pm - What the hell are they doing with the tarp?!? It's not even raining..
6:46.23 pm - HOLY CRAP IT'S RAINING!!
6:46.30 pm - Maybe i should fine cover....
6.46.33 pm - HOLY CRAP IT'S POURING!!??!!
7:05 pm - Friggin game should be starting now....f'n rain.....
7:10 pm - redsox....redsox....o fuck it... friggindodgeneonowwmytoothhurtsfrigginmedsfrigginrainowwmytoothhurtsfriggindodgestratus.
7:45 pm - I go to first aid station to get Advil.
8:00 pm - man...that Advil isn't doing anything "Ok guys if it doesn't stop raining by 8:15, we leave..."
8:13 pm - "Whoa...it's starting to stop...ok 8:30 and then we leave. That would make it an hour and a half rain delay, if they don't call it by then, they will play it."
8:25 pm - "I think it's starting to stop raining.."
8:28 pm - Tarp comes off the field.
9:05 pm - Game Starts!!
9:06 pm - Slowly realize that the "Advil" they gave me that was supposed to be 500mg (advil is usually bout 200mg) was clearly a placebo. Awesome. Back to cold water in my mouth.
9:07 pm - *Swallows water* YEA TROT! YOU THE MAN!!
9:08 pm - OWWW *Back to drinking water*
11:15 pm - We leave cuz Lester is getting Shelled.
1:00 pm - Finally get home, take meds and go to sleep.
8:00 am - Get Up for Maine
9:30 am-11:30 am - Stuck in traffic takes two hours to go 20 minutes worth of distance
11:30 am - 3:30 pm - Driving along with a killingly painful tooth
3:45 pm - Greated by Meghan Flynn with a big group hug. Willams, Matt and Tim are all shooting each other with Air Soft Rifles while Corn and Meghan snipe at them from the roof. I don't know what it is about two girls sniping Army guys from a roof in nothing but their bikini's that just makes me laugh a little...friggin hilarious.
4:00 pm - start drinking to numb the pain
4:30 pm - alcohol kicks in and i am fine for the weekend!
8:00 pm - Amazing game of beruit with Meffer
8:30 pm-1:30 pm - Hilarity Ensues.
10:15 am - Wake up, tooth feels great. Penecilin finally kicks in.
3:30 pm - After cleaning up, we hit the road. Goodbye glorious Casa De Willams!
5:30 pm - Start on the highway, Greg passes Willams and Co. while dancing to "September" by Earth, Wind, and Fire.
5:35 pm - 7:15 pm - Greg continues to randomly pull up next to Willams and Co. and dance to various songs such as :Running with the devil, Power of love (celine dion), I just can't wait to be king (Lion King...don't ask), Feel Like making love, Keep on rocking in the free world, and of course, Bohemian Rhapsody. Good shit right there.....
8:45 pm - Surprise a sick Ashley to make her feel better! =)
9:45 pm - Regretfully have to leave Ashley....
11:00 pm - Home and ready for bed.
And now I'm here at work typing this....this...and this.....hehe this is fun...
Keep On Rocking In The Free World!!
posted by Greg @ 9:53 AM
1 Comments:
I read this at work one day and ya know when you can't laugh out loud and you try to stop, its then that things seem to become even more funny. Well, your post cracked me up I could barely contain myself. You must either have a good memory or with every bite of food or whatever you do you log the hours minutes and seconds into a handy dandy notebook. Either way, damn you're good! haha
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